Thursday, December 4, 2008

Karma?

So I'm thinking that in a past life I was in prison or was a homeless person or perhaps a goat because I've always hoarded my food and eaten it very quickly. Today I almost went too far with that. I was scarfing down frosted flakes (well, it was better than chocolate or cookies as a treat) and one went down the wrong way. I still feel not totally right in my throat, but I had a panicky little moment of freaking out that I'd choke and be caught in the act, after the fact, of eating my kids' cereal.

I can't tell you how often recently I've done this. Just the other day it was tangerine. Sometimes it's soup. Alternately, I'll chew so fast that I bite my lip. Well, the biting thing started after I had my braces removed (a mere 10 years ago: yes, I am a late bloomer...) But I really do need to learn how to eat properly, nutrition aside.

Is there a class in rendering CPR to yourself??

1 comment:

musing said...

It would not be cpr, It would be the hiemlick and yes there is away to disloge food by yourself.